I wish my hearing was adequate so I could overhear more.

The absolute funniest:
"I once mistook Ben-Gay for hemorrhoid cream, boy did that hurt"

Do you really have to ask?
    In no particular order:

• Ineptness in handling Hurricane Katrina
• More than 4,000 brave service people killed in a war that didn't need to be waged.
• Forgetting about the war that actually may bring safety to the US and its allies.
• Enron
• Cheny, Halliburton, no bid contracts

I had a nice relaxing day with somebody awesome...   and I got laid.   Definitely a good tone to set.

Seeing the duck drop the night before was also pretty fun.

WTF? Writer's block?   I think the writer of Writer's Block had some kind of block going on.  Gee.... what day is most memorable in terms of world events?  Some folks are trying to call it "Patriot's Day"; I think we should call it "Rudy Guliani Gets a Woody Day".     Do you think anybody old enough to be writing on LJ can think of a less memorable ( Read more... )